Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
third nipple confirmed
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Randomize
