Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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