Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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