i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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