i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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