Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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