I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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