i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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