saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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