help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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