It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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