Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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