No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
