Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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