Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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