Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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