Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
it's not cheating when I paid for it
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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