I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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