I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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