Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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