would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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