he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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