We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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