Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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