Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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