Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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