we have officially lost it.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize
