Plan B is the new Plan A
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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