and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
