How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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