She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Drunk is a universal language darling
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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