we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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