i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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