You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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