return my video game
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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