i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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