theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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