we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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