Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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