Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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