just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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