gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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