Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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