its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he thought i was a dude.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Actions speak louder than pants.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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