I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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