like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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