I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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