i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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