I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
