I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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