yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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