And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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