i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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