the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize
