I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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