you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Randomize
