like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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