Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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