I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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